Government Naming Program

I came up with a brilliant idea to make naming babies more interesting. Instead of letting people choose names for their babies (and ending up with the strange names we have today), the government should assign a theme or criterion for each newborn. The parents must then name the baby something to do with this theme. It would make the naming process much more upbeat and fun. I came up with some themes already: Lord of the Rings characters, Hamlet characters, STDs, presidents, bodily organs, etc. The possibilities are endless! For a daughter under the president theme, I would definitely go for Baracka :).

On a more serious note, there is a lot of uproar about Iran's nuclear program. A solution? The United Nations should administer the world's nuclear power. That way, instead of leaving dangerous governments like those in Iran build nuclear plants, the UN would administer these plants. They could power several smaller countries with a single large plant. It would solve a lot of energy problems and security issues. Amen.